(function($) {
$.fn.tweet = function(o){
var s = {
username: ["SK_Crew"], 
 list: null, //[string] optional name of list belonging to username
 avatar_size: null, // [integer] height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max)
 count: 6, // [integer] how many tweets to display?
 intro_text: null, // [string] do you want text BEFORE your your tweets?
 outro_text: null, // [string] do you want text AFTER your tweets?
 join_text: null, // [string] optional text in between date and tweet, try setting to "auto"
 auto_join_text_default: "Ich sagte,", // [string] auto text for non verb: "i said" bullocks
 auto_join_text_ed: "Ich", // [string] auto text for past tense: "i" surfed
 auto_join_text_ing: "Ich bin", // [string] auto tense for present tense: "i was" surfing
 auto_join_text_reply: "Ich antwortete auf", // [string] auto tense for replies: "i replied to" @someone "with"
 auto_join_text_url: "Ich habe folgendes angesehen", // [string] auto tense for urls: "i was looking at" http:...
 loading_text: null, // [string] optional loading text, displayed while tweets load
 query: null // [string] optional search query
 };

 if(o) $.extend(s, o);

 $.fn.extend({
 linkUrl: function() {
 var returning = [];
 var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi;
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(regexp,"<a href=\"$1\">$1</a>"));
 });
 return $(returning);
 },
 linkUser: function() {
 var returning = [];
 var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(regexp,"<a href=\"http://twitter.com/$1\">@$1</a>"));
 });
 return $(returning);
 },
 linkHash: function() {
 var returning = [];
 var regexp = / [\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=&tag=$1&lang=all&from='+s.username.join("%2BOR%2B")+'">#$1</a>'));
 });
 return $(returning);
 },
 capAwesome: function() {
 var returning = [];
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(/\b(awesome)\b/gi, '<span class="awesome">$1</span>'));
 });
 return $(returning);
 },
 capEpic: function() {
 var returning = [];
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(/\b(epic)\b/gi, '<span class="epic">$1</span>'));
 });
 return $(returning);
 },
 makeHeart: function() {
 var returning = [];
 this.each(function() {
 returning.push(this.replace(/(&lt;)+[3]/gi, "<tt class='heart'>&#x2665;</tt>"));
 });
 return $(returning);
 }
 });

 function relative_time(time_value) {
 var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value);
 var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
 var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000);
 var pluralize = function (singular, n) {
 //return '' + n + ' ' + singular + (n == 1 ? '' : '');
 return '' + singular + (n == 1 ? '' : '');
 };
 if(delta < 60) {
 return '';
 } else if(delta < (45*60)) {
 return '' + pluralize("", parseInt(delta / 60)) + '';
 } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) {
 return '' + pluralize("", parseInt(delta / 3600)) + '';
 } else {
 return '' + pluralize("", parseInt(delta / 86400)) + '';
 }
 }

 function build_url() {
 var proto = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https:' : 'http:');
 if (s.list) {
 return proto+"//api.twitter.com/1/"+s.username[0]+"/lists/"+s.list+"/statuses.json?per_page="+s.count+"&callback=?";
 } else if (s.query == null && s.username.length == 1) {
 return proto+'//twitter.com/status/user_timeline/'+s.username[0]+'.json?count='+s.count+'&callback=?';
 } else {
 var query = (s.query || 'from:'+s.username.join('%20OR%20from:'));
 return proto+'//search.twitter.com/search.json?&q='+query+'&rpp='+s.count+'&callback=?';
 }
 }

 return this.each(function(){
 var list = $('<ul class="tweet_list">').appendTo(this);
 var intro = '<p class="tweet_intro">'+s.intro_text+'</p>';
 var outro = '<p class="tweet_outro">'+s.outro_text+'</p>';
 var loading = $('<p class="loading">'+s.loading_text+'</p>');

 if(typeof(s.username) == "string"){
 s.username = [s.username];
 }

 if (s.loading_text) $(this).append(loading);

 $.getJSON(build_url(), function(data){
 if (s.loading_text) loading.remove();
 if (s.intro_text) list.before(intro);
 $.each((data.results || data), function(i,item){
 // auto join text based on verb tense and content
 if (s.join_text == "auto") {
 if (item.text.match(/^(@([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)) .*/i)) {
 var join_text = s.auto_join_text_reply;
 } else if (item.text.match(/(^\w+:\/\/[A-Za-z0-9-_]+\.[A-Za-z0-9-_:%&\?\/.=]+) .*/i)) {
 var join_text = s.auto_join_text_url;
 } else if (item.text.match(/^((\w+ed)|just) .*/im)) {
 var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ed;
 } else if (item.text.match(/^(\w*ing) .*/i)) {
 var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ing;
 } else {
 var join_text = s.auto_join_text_default;
 }
 } else {
 var join_text = s.join_text;
 };

 var from_user = item.from_user || item.user.screen_name;
 var profile_image_url = item.profile_image_url || item.user.profile_image_url;
 var join_template = '<span class="tweet_join"> '+join_text+' </span>';
 var join = ((s.join_text) ? join_template : ' ');
 var avatar_template = '<a class="tweet_avatar" href="http://twitter.com/'+from_user+'"><img src="'+profile_image_url+'" height="'+s.avatar_size+'" width="'+s.avatar_size+'" alt="'+from_user+'\'s avatar" title="'+from_user+'\'s avatar" border="0"/></a>';
 var avatar = (s.avatar_size ? avatar_template : '');
 var date = '<a href="http://twitter.com/'+from_user+'/statuses/'+item.id+'" title="view tweet on twitter">'+relative_time(item.created_at)+'</a>';
 var text = '<span class="tweet_text">' +$([item.text]).linkUrl().linkUser().linkHash().makeHeart().capAwesome().capEpic()[0]+ '</span>';

 // until we create a template option, arrange the items below to alter a tweet's display.
 list.append('<li>' + avatar + date + join + text + '</li>');

 list.children('li:first').addClass('tweet_first');
 list.children('li:odd').addClass('tweet_even');
 list.children('li:even').addClass('tweet_odd');
 });

 if (s.outro_text) list.after(outro);
 });

 });
 };
 })(jQuery);